| MATT
SMITH |
| 13 Stone |
Smitts,
Smitt, Smitty, Schmitt, The Smitt Man, That Pillock in
the silly hat, any variation on a theme really.
(c'mon...its really 'Spanky' aint it! -Ed) |
| More of a fielder
I recon who can bat a bit. |
| "Twat It".
Actually, Jack Russell was mentioned at nets !?!? but
apparently that's because I look like a bit of a mong
when I bat. So we'll go with that. (Cheers Fitz) |
| Not sure about style,
but ill go with energetic participant. |
| None |
| 5-6 Months |
| Probably
about 15 ish |
| My Super
cool hat, Actually make that hats I've got some more now. |
| David
Duchovny ( Fox Moulder), Ben Fogle, The Flying Gardner,
My Mom recons Richard Gere, Ohh and iv been told that
I look like that Paedophile who was on Neighbours for
a bit although iv never seen it. |
| Tennis,
Football, Just Sport Really |
| Anything
really, not too fussy when it comes to food. I do enjoy
a good Stew and Dumplings though, |
| I like
my Indie, and a bit of Jazz but all sorts really. |
| Ohh So
Many, Bridge Over the river Kwai, The Great Escape, The
Usual Suspects, Damn Busters I could go on. |
| More
hobbies? Well I read quite a bit. Nothing too mentally
challenging, usually just Harry Potter, C.S. Lewis, Terry
Pratchett. |
|
Well last Cd I bought was Radiohead, Hail to the thief,
and the last DVD was "The Legend of1900"
|
Ok I'v
thought long and hard about this one,
1. Jesus
2. Juan Pablo Angel
3. Kiera Knightly
What a hoot we'd have.
|
| Have
you ever seen the Motorola advert where this woman's in
a room when her phone starts ringing, and then the room
begins to fold away until she's standing in the room all
by herself. With her phone. Well her, She's Hot. Failing
that I'd have to say Keira Knightly or Scarlett Johansson,
either one will do for me, im not fussy. |
| 22 |
| 33 (Ran
Out by Fitz) Against the Newport Asians on Debut in the
Dark, Its all been Down hill from there. |
| This
Season against Barry Wanderer's Or Clytha When It went
right to the wire. |
| Sudbrook
Was nice but So was Clytha. |
| Nick
Knight, just a class act and a Bear too. Im also founding
member of the Makhaya Ntini batting apprieciation society. |
| Have
to say Mr Andy Hood. Plays the game in the right spirit
and always offers encouragement as well as helpful advice. |
| Shakey
at Sudbrook, when the girl was bowling, Richy and The
Winkster were playing some very correct defensive srokes.
Shakey shouts out from the balcony, "F'ing twat it
man" Everybody just turned and stared at him as if
to say, WHAT!? Coming from you. |
| None
Yet |
| Probably
Clytha, although quantity wasn't great. Lots of Tomatoes
though. |
| They
Make me look young, lean and fit. And let me play. |
| I have
to listen to Goughy talk me through his innings' - (ahh
but what an innings- Ed) |
| Richer,
Thinner, and miserabler. |
| Smitty
or Spanky is one of the few students within the team and
he never fails to regale his team mates with tales of
derring do from last weeks lecture. The favourite being
the story of how he forgot to take his pencil case to
class and had to borrow one from a fellow uni chum. But
guess what.....it didnt work and he spent most of the
lecture writing notes in pencil. Oh how I wished I could
have gone to university, but they said I didnt have a
chance because of my crass Bristol accent...bxxtards.
Smitty studies Horoscopes or summit at Cardiff University.
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