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Name: MATT SMITH
Weight: 13 Stone
Nickname: Smitts, Smitt, Smitty, Schmitt, The Smitt Man, That Pillock in the silly hat, any variation on a theme really.
(c'mon...its really 'Spanky' aint it! -Ed)
Batsman? Bowler? Keeper? None of the above? Something else : More of a fielder I recon who can bat a bit.
Batting style? "Twat It". Actually, Jack Russell was mentioned at nets !?!? but apparently that's because I look like a bit of a mong when I bat. So we'll go with that. (Cheers Fitz)
General cricketing style? Not sure about style, but ill go with energetic participant.
Previous Teams played for? None
How long have you been (a) casual? 5-6 Months
Number of games played for the Casuals? Probably about 15 ish
What you bring to the Casuals team? My Super cool hat, Actually make that hats I've got some more now.
Who is your Doppleganger? David Duchovny ( Fox Moulder), Ben Fogle, The Flying Gardner, My Mom recons Richard Gere, Ohh and iv been told that I look like that Paedophile who was on Neighbours for a bit although iv never seen it.
Hobbies Tennis, Football, Just Sport Really
Favourite food? Anything really, not too fussy when it comes to food. I do enjoy a good Stew and Dumplings though,
Favourite music? I like my Indie, and a bit of Jazz but all sorts really.
Favourite film? Ohh So Many, Bridge Over the river Kwai, The Great Escape, The Usual Suspects, Damn Busters I could go on.
Other hobbies? (Wanking is not a hobby!) More hobbies? Well I read quite a bit. Nothing too mentally challenging, usually just Harry Potter, C.S. Lewis, Terry Pratchett.
What was your last DVD / CD purchase?

Well last Cd I bought was Radiohead, Hail to the thief, and the last DVD was "The Legend of1900"

What 3 people would you most like to invite to a dinner party?: Ok I'v thought long and hard about this one,
1. Jesus
2. Juan Pablo Angel
3. Kiera Knightly

What a hoot we'd have.

Ideal Woman? Have you ever seen the Motorola advert where this woman's in a room when her phone starts ringing, and then the room begins to fold away until she's standing in the room all by herself. With her phone. Well her, She's Hot. Failing that I'd have to say Keira Knightly or Scarlett Johansson, either one will do for me, im not fussy.
Age you started playing the glorious game? 22
Best performance? 33 (Ran Out by Fitz) Against the Newport Asians on Debut in the Dark, Its all been Down hill from there.
Favourite game played? This Season against Barry Wanderer's Or Clytha When It went right to the wire.
Favourite venue played …ever? Sudbrook Was nice but So was Clytha.
Cricketer you most admire and why? Nick Knight, just a class act and a Bear too. Im also founding member of the Makhaya Ntini batting apprieciation society.
Casual cricketer you most admire and why? Have to say Mr Andy Hood. Plays the game in the right spirit and always offers encouragement as well as helpful advice.
Funniest moment on the Casuals field? Shakey at Sudbrook, when the girl was bowling, Richy and The Winkster were playing some very correct defensive srokes. Shakey shouts out from the balcony, "F'ing twat it man" Everybody just turned and stared at him as if to say, WHAT!? Coming from you.
Favourite tour moment? None Yet
Favourite Tea had as a casual? (Home or Away) Probably Clytha, although quantity wasn't great. Lots of Tomatoes though.
I like playing for the casuals because………. They Make me look young, lean and fit. And let me play.
I hate playing for the casuals because………… I have to listen to Goughy talk me through his innings' - (ahh but what an innings- Ed)
If I didn’t play so much cricket I’d be………. Richer, Thinner, and miserabler.
Did you know…. Smitty or Spanky is one of the few students within the team and he never fails to regale his team mates with tales of derring do from last weeks lecture. The favourite being the story of how he forgot to take his pencil case to class and had to borrow one from a fellow uni chum. But guess what.....it didnt work and he spent most of the lecture writing notes in pencil. Oh how I wished I could have gone to university, but they said I didnt have a chance because of my crass Bristol accent...bxxtards.

Smitty studies Horoscopes or summit at Cardiff University.

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