| ASHLEY
AKBARI |
| Id say
somewhere around the average casuals weigh in. |
| The Fourth,
Cash, Dusty, Ash (sure there are more to come as well). |
| I'd say a fielder
and a batsman, always with room for improvement &
hopefully trying to break into keeper a bit more in the
next few years also… |
| A bit irregular but
a mixture of smack the shit out of it and extreme defensive
- As those 12 over's proved! |
| Energetic, enthusiastic
and having a laugh. |
| Played
for couple of junior teams but this is my first senior
team. Once u go Casz you never go back!!! |
| Since
Sun 22nd of April 2007 against Barry Wanderers |
| It's
slowly increasing but something close to double figures. |
| Positive
encouragement which is a opposite to the negative reinforcement
most administer. |
| Verdict
is still out on that one, make your own comparisons? |
| A nice
Chinese/Cantonese, a good stir fry and of course a succulent
Sunday roast. |
| I like
a bit of everything to be honest. |
| There
are far too many to name however some cult favourites
include "White man can't jump", "Uncle
Buck", "Usual Suspects", "Bad Boys"
also "any Python classic" and "any Kevin
smith film". |
| I play
a bit of Tennis, Squash, Golf and Football as well as
my cricket and do enjoy a good drink with the mates every
now and again and travelling when I can afford it and
get the time. |
|
Hot Fuzz.
|
| Peter
Griffin from Family Guy, John Cleese and Elisha Cuthbert
from 24 (back when it was a good show). |
| Not to
picky just a good sense of humour, fairly tidy looking
and the ability to sit through a sport's match and know
enough of the rules not to ask questions every 2 seconds! |
| Around
8 for a team |
| All time
would have to be Playing in the Swansea Cup back in my
hay day and us winning the shield. |
| My first
ever game against Barry, glorious weather, a good ground
and a good game overall |
| Clytha
for the Lunch, Sudbrook for the ground. |
| Would
probably have to be the boy from my home town Simon Phillip
Jones just for his general cricketing ability and the
contribution to the Ashes Tour he gave. |
| I'd prob
say a few, Stevo for his talent to make you laugh every
time you step onto the pitch with him, Foxy just because
he is the Fox! , Andy Hood for his general up beat attitude
and ability to turn a game around and Goughy for his general
gift to wind anyone up!!! |
| Stevo's
miss catch at Caerleon and the pre and post swearing that
occurred. |
| Haven't
had the pleasure yet, but the stories are encouraging |
| Caerleon
so far |
| Something
to do on a Sunday and generally entertaining from start
to finish |
| Thinking
of the cold showers after the game in the random assortment
of "changing rooms" |
| Probably
drunk a lot more and lot more bored |
Ashley
is well known in his own mind as a fantastic lover and
all round sexbeast
In actuality he is terribly inept at most things but he
does have a great aptitude for guessing the size of a
woman's breast. This started as a young boy when he took
a summer job in the store room at Peacocks and used to
put the bras on his head as a joke and then he realised
he had a head the same size as a J Cup. This is a party
trick that he uses at most gatherings and is a winner
in most situations. The less successful party trick is
the 'I bet you 20p that I can make your tits move without
touching them' That usually results in a slap in the face!!
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