Cazh Tour - Day (Night) 1 -
Wincester 3/4 September 2011
The much awaited Cazh Tour of Wincester finally arrived.
Ten of the Cazh made their way down for a pre cricket golf
match vs organiser Goff's old golf mates - Ryder cup style.
There are no pictures of this as cameras were banned at the
South Winchester Golf Club, but suffice to say, the weather
was glorious and the golf standard less so.
The format for the Orewin Bridge was as follows - Front 9
Fourballs, Back 9 SINGLES . Front 9 constitutes one match
in its own right and 8 singles matches. The victorious country
- the first to secure 6.5 points from a maximum of 12 matches.
Etiquette Rules applied........
Any Tee shots failing to pass Ladies Tee, next shot to be
played with trousers down
Left Hand drinking only, failure means next shot played with
trousers down.
England Captain- Bobby Moore (RIP)
Wales Captain - Richie Holliday
(Goff batting for the other side)
Pairs Matches: (better ball stableford matchplay) Holes 1-9
Group 1 - Ian(22) & Malc(24) v Luvvers(20) & Johnny
F(28) - Ian/Malc won
Group 2 - Goff(18) & Hinchee(28) v Dan(15) & Ed(28)
- Dan/Ed won
Group 3 - Dave(24) & Bristol(24) v Ash(24!!!) & DT(26)
- Ash/DT won
Group 4 - Daz(18) & John(28) v Andy(12) & Kim(28)
- match halved
Wales - 2.5; England - 1.5
Singles Matches: (stableford matchplay) Holes 10-18
Group 1 - Ian v Luvvers / Malc v John - Ian and Malc won
Group 2 - Goff v Dan / Hinchee v Ed - Dan and Ed won
Group 3 - Dave v Ash / Bristol v DT - Ash/Dave halved; Bristol
won
Group 4 - Daz v Andy /John v Kim - Andy and John won
Wales - 3.5; England - 4.5
Result - a f*****g draw
Post match drinks were taken on the veranda before the Cazh
found the hotel (The Winchester Hotel - very nice), the pool
and spa (cleared it quite quickly) and the remaining 4 tourists.
Followed by food at the hotel and off to make a mess of the
beautiful 'city' of Wincester....
Luvvers and Tesh
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DT, Ash, Ed and Goff - not much food left |
a surprised Shakey and DT |
Drinks starting to flow |
Slightly more civilised...
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messy - Muff and Shag |
Goff's usual Wicket keeping pose - what ball? - it was
no where near me |
Goff in new Pearly King (or queen) cap |
Goff trying to encourage a female team to join in |
Ryder cup boat race - jager bombs
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at the starting post |
The face off between Luvvers and his counterpart |
and we're off |
victory...?
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nope - the cheating English W* tipping down their fronts
in effort to win - they did |
Cockney sparra |
Goff and chums |
reflection |
..and pissed |
on the way down town |
on the way back up town |
- usual quiet Wincester folk |
not often you get the local Establishment asking for
the Tour organiser by name...
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local momument (not Ash - he came with us) |
shattered |
Fortunately no picture of the 'kebab' - never before
witnessed a fishy kebab - not sure how long it had been
left in the drip tray for - put it this way JF could
only manage half of it...it was that bad.
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